Oddhero:
noun. Someone who knows the value of life, but is too modest to shout it out loud. A man's man, or a woman's woman, or a man's woman or a woman's man. But nobody's fool.
adj. Oddheroish: sharp as a tack, sleek as an otter, wily as a weasel.
verb. To oddhero: to bamboozle with cleverness, to blind with fancy words and smoke and mirrors, to turn flippancy into an art and to survive doing so.

Yes you are... and you know what that means...

Actually, it means nothing: we're all talk. But since the economy's bad and the weather's bad, we thought it was a nice excuse. And doesn't it look good on that green? On a cheerier note, we've added a very limited edition optimistic Futura print to our stock of art. Take a look, feel cheered by the way the future should have been...

We only make 200 of every design. All tees are made in sweatshop-free conditions, then printed in the UK. All prints are on super-fancy watercolour paper and rarer than hen's teeth.